Alias: Wildcat, Ikasu
Hobbies: Reading, writing, doodling, surfing, downloading, and anime.
Personality: Insane. Completely and utterly. But my friends tell me that's not a bad thing. *grins*

Quotes of the Moment: Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard, be evil.

You will be visited by creatures named Cthulhu, Nyarlathotep, Azathoth, Shub-Niggurath, Yog-Sothoth, Ithaqua, Tsathoggua, Dagon, and Bert. You will discover that all of them have atrocious table manners.

Today you will find a small speckled egg, shimmering a little, in the fireplace. If you keep it warm in a 350 degree oven for 3 weeks, it will hatch into a small dragon, and then eat you.

Veritas Vincit: Truth Conquers

Veni, vidi, velcro. "I came, I saw, I stuck around."

Life doesn't stop for snow. It may slow down, but it doesn't stop until you hit a mailbox.

The biggest difference between violins and violas is that violas burn longer.

Your requests are being ignored. Often you can get people to pay attention by simply adding a few words to the end of your request, such as "Pick up your socks, dear, or die screaming."

Today, everyone around you will make you severely annoyed. The important thing is to remember that, in the long run, they're all dead.